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Viola jokes are a category of jokes which are directed towards violas and viola players. The jokes are thought to have originated from the 18th century when the part of the viola was very uncomplicated and often just a filler part, thus attracting musicians who were not usually very talented either musically or intellectually. In Italy in the early 1700s, the following story occurred and it is thought that it was the origin of many viola jokes despite being a true story: The violinist Francesco Geminiani arrived in London in 1714, one of the many expatriate musicians who settled in England in the late seventeenth and early eighteenth centuries ... As a young man Geminiani was appointed head of the orchestra in Naples, where according to English music historian Charles Burney he was "so wild and unsteady a timist, that instead of regulating and conducting the band, he threw it into confusion", and was demoted to playing the viola. The jokes come in many different forms. Some of them are only understandable to musicians and people acquainted with musical terms, while others are meant to be understood for everyone, regardless of their musical knowledge. Some jokes make fun of the viola itself while others make fun of violists, while some jokes are in fact directed the opposite direction: effectively jokes to musicians who tell viola jokes. ==Examples== Making fun of the viola: * ''What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?'' / ''You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.'' * ''What is the difference between a viola and an onion?'' / ''No one cries when you chop up a viola.'' Making fun of violists: * ''How can you tell if a violist is playing out of tune?'' / ''The bow is moving.'' Invoking stereotyped popular opinion of violists: * ''How do you stop a violist from drowning?'' / ''Take your foot off his head.'' Combining one or more of the above with other musical concepts: * ''What is the definition of a minor second?'' / ''Two violists playing in unison.'' * ''What is the definition of perfect pitch?'' / ''Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim.'' Reverse viola jokes, ''i.e.'', jokes elevating the viola or violists and/or degrading other instruments or their players: * ''Why are viola jokes so short?'' / ''So violinists can understand them.'' 抄文引用元・出典: フリー百科事典『 ウィキペディア（Wikipedia）』 ■ウィキペディアで「Viola jokes」の詳細全文を読む スポンサード リンク
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